Thursday, October 27, 2005

all my powertools

so here is my cool idea....first i will find a reletively good restaurant that is popular, then i will open up a restaurant within one block and my menu will have the exact stuff on it, but everything will be called a different name....then, whatever people order, i will call up and order from the other restaurant, pick it up, and serve it as if it were my own. whatever i pay for the food, i will charge one or two dollors more. all drinks will be from my own bar.

this way, i don't have to hire a bunch of cooks, i don't have to pay for food, cooking expenses, all that stuff, i just have to serve food to people, so much less work, and i will be a good restaurant.

another idea i just came up with is this....you know how all this working on computers makes people's eyes hurt and makes you go blind? what they need is a computer that talks to you, like a speak and spell, but with a waay more sexy voice, a lot less like steve hawking. anyway, then you could rest your eyes and listen to what you had to read. this would eventually result in people's eyes being strong but going deaf, which sucks, but would be better than being blind, cause then you couldn't look at porn, and you would stub your toe on a table leg when you walked across the room, and a stubbed toe hurts really bad......

so i got a new computer and it kicks ass and now i am playing doom 3. yes, i am waaaay behind the times, but i love the doom, i have to play it, and i finally am able to thanks to my new computer.

off to kill demon aliens......

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