Thursday, October 20, 2005

i got a magical haircut, and now, thanks to my hair, allows me to understand animals

you know the "swiss miss," the little swiss chick on the package of swiss miss instant hot cocoa? well, i *hate* to be a gossip, buuut......

her real name is Svetlinka Klergenhergenbergen, and she started out, like many legitimate actresses and celebrites, in porn. it's true, she was in a porno with, of all people, the quaker oats guy and mrs butterworth, the maple syrup lady.

it's a movie called "black pussy eating white eurotrash, " and there is this hot scene where he is doing her from behind, holding onto her pigtail braids like they were motorcycle handlebars, and she has her tounge so far up mrs butterworth's pussy (which is dripping with buttery maple goodness) i swear the swiss miss is licking mrs butterworth's womb. meanwhile, mrs butterworth is cheering the quaker oats guy on, saying "that's it, work that white eurotrash pussy, yeah, tap it good".

then mrs butterworth sucks the quaker oats guy off, and jerks him off onto swiss miss's mini marshmallows....

kinda wierd to see how they all got thier start and the different paths they took....

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