commiting murdercide

ok, so you are a 5'7" tall blonde with sparkly teeth, perky breasts and perfect skin. so you have a masters degree, you were captain of the volleyball team, you lived in Mongolia for 6 months building yurts and wells for the underprivalged. You speak two languages fluently and can quote Tennyson, Bukowski, and anything by Dark Horse Comics. You understand and can apply Hiesenberg's uncertainty principle in everyday life, you know HTML and Java and have your own webpage with hundreds of hits a day. You have a promising career and drive a sporty convertible and everyone likes you and you have friends who would take a bullet for you.... But do you do anal?