Wednesday, September 05, 2012

i feel like a rapper. i was cooking and dropped a beet.

it's only 6:00 pm, i'm writing early today.  hooray for me.

didn't really do a damn thing today, went to the bookstore to see the girl, also saw a lot of fat people eating cupcakes and 4,000 lattes.  i got to overhear a woman, not that it was difficult, she was talking quite loud, about some guy being a nazi about rent and this and that.  i looked up, and my eyes caught a woman across from me who also looked up, and we looked at each other as if to say "wow, that is crazy and funny."   we shared a moment.  too bad she was like...60 years old.

cooked beets.  i can't help but feel there is a joke about dropping beets.  don't know how that would work, but i know it's there somewhere.  i should probably devote the rest of my life to nuance-ing  and tweaking and polishing that joke until i have the perfect most hilarious joke in the world about dropping a beet.  by then no one will get that saying and i will die a broken, poor, lonely insane man.  that is probably how i'm gonna die anyway, really, but at least i will also have a hilarious joke about beets!

also cooked chicken wings.  nothing funny about that.

i think i may be coming down with a cold, or getting sick, or whatever.  that isn't cool.  next week we are gonna walk up a 14er, i don't want to be sick for that.

didn't ride today (still might later, although i am tired and feel like i'm getting sick, so there is that).  tomorrow i go to the gym to get huge, and tomorrow night there is a ride happening that i want to go on, not sure if i should, not sure i will be able to hang with the others.  fuck i hope i'm not getting sick.

i need to do shit to be more creative.  i don't know what that shit is, but i need to do it.  i did break down and submit my crap to the online thing and they are gonna use it, so there is that.  they asked if i wanted to do it regularly, i laughed.  i may submit again, but i don't want them to get used to it.

i'm all discombobulated, and i like the word "cockelburr."  

i'm done here.

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